1. Wear spectacles, even if zero powered with only anti glare lenses. Spects always give a no nonsense look. Look at your desktop or laptop screen with the most serious and engrossed look you have and keep on typing  A to Z as fast as you can. Repeat this process again and again.  People hardly look at your screen and your engrossment will show that you are working.

2. Scan your inbox, and find out a stupid mail. Shoot a print of it. Run towards the printer to get it and once you collect it run  back towards your seat. Repeat this process few times.

3. Take a piece of A4 paper or any paper with something related to work written on it, then run around all around the workplace as if you are in a hurry to give it to a ficticious someone.

4. Keep looking and typing in your comp or Laptop but take a break every 7-10 minutes and say aloud a general statement, like this, to colleagues and boss near you,” Uff! Today the workload is huge…. I dont know when will I complete it all.”Then say with a sorry face on your face again,” Last night I was up till 3 am to finish all pending work. I guess ut will be the same this night too. My God! how much more do i need to give to this job.  Just wish i am able to complete it today.”

5. Get into your mailbox, read the stupid funny forwarded mails of friends, also delete few and take a back up of few which you were wanting to do for the last so many days.

6. Call a meeting with your colleagues and team mates and say that the agenda is business strategy. Order tea, coffee, biscuits… sit in the conference hall and keep on blabbering on whatever your heart desires.

7.Always have a lost look on your face and when you walk in office premises, walk as if you are walking on a tread mill at  fastest pace. That shows you are short of time and you value time.

8. Surf the net and chat ( If Allowed in your office) with some other friends of yours who are as useless as you in their respective offices. If your brain is even tired of searching the net, then log on to google images and check pictures of anything that comes to your mind.

9.Go to your Boss and say that you require some clarifications on your job. Ask questions to your boss the answers of which he always keeps on telling you as advice. Boss will start blabbering and you can listen to him, nodding your head while your mind wanders to the last weekend you spend with your boy/ girl friend. Believe me it kills time  gainfully.

10. Open up Microsoft word and write whatever your heart feels like, Frustrations, Complaints, desires, wishes, abuses, just anything. You can also make some false power point presentations on any topic which comes to your mind.

If you are done with that too, then you can write blogs like this as I am doing now, for the benefit of fellow brothers and sisters of our community.

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