Any marriage is God ordained. If God had not willed it, you and your dear wife wouldn’t have come together ever. In a Christian wedding service, the pastor, after pronouncing them husband and wife also will make a statement right in the church “What God had joined, let no man try to separate them.”
Therefore if you find that some naughty guy is trying to create discord between them or a kind of suspicious atmosphere to make them shout at each other, we must hammer that fellow mercilessly. Don’t you agree? Such a home wrecker should be banished from the society and the land itself. Or, we should make him stand at the sea shore when there is a news of an impending tsunami so that he gets washed away and driven to the centre of the ocean.
But what do you do when the wrecker is not a human being but a ‘thing’, called coffee? Yes, coffee seems to have become a home breaker !
After considerable research, the scientists have discovered that if women drink cups and cups of coffee, their brain gets highly stimulated and would function with the greatest efficiency even during stressful situations. Actually, they would find themselves on top of Mount Everest.
Is this fair on the part of coffee – working in opposite direction in the same house and between two souls united by God Himself?
But then there is a plus point.. If a wife wants her hubby to cancel the Golfing session that afternoon, all she has to do is to give him two cups of decaffeinated coffee and presto he would immediately toss off his golf bag in a corner and yodel.
But as regards the wife, she will not only act like a super woman but also her risk of stroke will stand reduced by 25 – 30 percent. The scientists, may God bless them liberally, have further revealed that coffee may help ward off diabetes, liver cancer and scores of other dangerous health hazards, in women.
Although the scientists have not said so specifically, we may deduce that men will get heart stroke, diabetes and all other diseases if they drink as many cups as the wives.
Don’t you see a kind of formula herein that if you want to commit suicide and leave your wife as a widow, don’t go to the beach or collect a piece of rope and head for the fan to hang yourself but just walk into your kitchen and drink volumes of coffee brother, cup after cup and you will take off to the next world within a day !!.
A wag tells me. “All this is all right. Have you checked up the coffee price in the market? It’s very high, brother. Your budget may not allow you more than one cup per day. So, we are safe as long as the food inflation remains high, I mean both the husband and wife. They will never get to drink so many cups. Never.